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Member Articles on Relationship Humor

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alsapnaa, 39 F

16/10/2010
1 Article, Score 0.0
Why do people marry?
Because, dating outing and stolen kisses are not enough..One must also learn about the terror, horror, suspense, stupidity, tragedy and irony of the life!
0    4    2    3.12    16/10/2010   

die_spinne, 46 M

4/11/2007
3 Articles, Score 0.0
joke
You all heard the one about the hooker with the appendicitis operation.....No Well, now she makes money on the side.
0    8    2    3.12    4/11/2007   

Viking94134, 53 M

19/7/2007
1 Article, Score 0.0
Revenge of the Accountant's Wife
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this ...
4    31    8    3.48    19/7/2007   

aay_mere_dil, 32 M

5/12/2006
1 Article, Score 0.0
to build a relationship
i want to build a relationship because i am alone and want to share my life with some one. i like to have a caring loving and honest friendship for my all life. i want to have some one good and honest .
3    99    14    0.42    5/12/2006   

_webmaster_, 1 M

12/8/2006
1 Article, Score 0.0
Sure Signs That You've Had a Bad First Date
- Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to date her mother.
- You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.
- She has a thicker moustache than you.
- When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract describing your duties and restrictions.
- You jokingly ask her ...
0    203    8    3.71    12/8/2006   

toshio10, 30 M

2/7/2006
2 Articles, Score 0.0
Open Your Inside
Heart is a very sensitive part of human's internal organ wheter it's inside or outside.literally heart is a pumping organ that allow your bloody liquid to circulate in your inside and fill your brillant life.A warm heart is a 100 percent full of love from your inside 37 degree centigrade and a sweet heart is a quality of heart that is full of sugar of love and love is a tremendous power ...
1    74    6    3.65    2/7/2006   

Nice_Devil_945, 61 M

26/2/2006
1 Article, Score 0.0
Women Can
Woman may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships
1    258    19    1.54    26/2/2006   

MrRick101, 61 M

14/1/2006
1 Article, Score 0.0
Blonde asks God
A blonde named Sheila was in deep, deep financial trouble and went to bed one night fully depressed. She got back up, fell on her knees and pray to God: "Please let me win the lottery so I can get my financial problems behind me". Well, the next day nothing happened except a bill collector came by demanding money. That night before she went to bed she, again, prayed to God that she win the ...
5    422    41    1.90    14/1/2006   

quintos, 38 M

30/12/2005
2 Articles, Score 0.0
I NEED U
How are you today? I presume all is well. Alright! it is wonderful to be in love with you from day to and no one else in world could make me feel this way because you are so wonderful to me. This letter is just an ___expression of my sincerely love to you. I have really looks amount and you are the girl who captivated my interest. I know you will equally be interested in me ...
1    61    10    2.79    30/12/2005   

morgenstern2000, 50 F

16/10/2005
3 Articles, Score 0.0
dog joke
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? <br> If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
0    120    17    1.15    16/10/2005   

Stevezilla, 47 M

30/9/2005
15 Articles, Score 0.0
Sexual Humor
"You should stare at the floor for a while (pause), because I'm going to have you staring at the ceiling for a week". Ha Ha.
1    117    14    0.26    30/9/2005   

Stevezilla, 47 M

29/9/2005
15 Articles, Score 0.0
Something for your honey.
Hears something for great humor, Now you know when you are with your woman, and you have been going out for about a year, and everytime you make love, she always gets the upper hand makes you pop before she does, I HAVE A SOLUTION I LIVE GERMANY, AND I HAVE FOUND ONE WAY TO MAKE YOU WIN AT THIS LOVE EVENT, YOU GO OUT AND BUY A CONDOM THAT IS CALLED THE TICKLER, THAT RIGHT THE TICKLER THIS ...
0    118    7    0.49    29/9/2005   

Waiting, 45 F

29/8/2005
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Honesty and wisdom
Son, to make it in business you've got to live by two principles, honesty and wisdom. What do you mean by that, Dad? Be honest in business. If you promise to do something, keep your word even if you have to go bankrupt to do it. And what about wisdom? That's simple to explain, son. Never make any promises.
0    112    14    2.98    29/8/2005   

Waiting, 45 F

29/8/2005
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Where is my mail?
A blonde goes out to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house. A few minutes later she comes out, goes to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house. She repeats this several times before a neighbour, who has been watching her, says to her, "You must be expecting a very important letter or package today." The bounde answers, "No, ...
0    144    15    2.82    29/8/2005   

Waiting, 45 F

29/8/2005
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Why did you die so early
One day, a man knelt before a tombstone for a male, cried out sadly! The man was in deep sorrow, endlessly wept and wailed, muttered and cried: "Why did you die so early? Why did you die so early?" The man was in so deep sorrow, that the cemetery watchman sympathized with him, when he throught it. Asked him: "He is your father or your brother?" "Croak...neither..." The man cried ...
0    112    9    1.93    29/8/2005   

Waiting, 45 F

28/8/2005
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Answering Machine Messages
Hi This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of meney.
1    123    24    3.93    28/8/2005   

Waiting, 45 F

28/8/2005
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Poor Memory
Mr and Mrs Long are a very forgetful couple. One summer they plan to fly to New York for a visit. They get to the airport ten minutes before the plane leaves. So time is short. But Mrs Long suddenly says she must tell Linda, their daughter, not to forget to lock the front door when she leaves for school in the morning. As Linda then is at school, they can't reach her on the phone. So the ...
0    91    7    2.02    28/8/2005   

Waiting, 45 F

28/8/2005
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble sleeping at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the school, strolled in and said to his teacher: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine", yelled the teacher, "but where ...
0    98    6    2.80    28/8/2005   

onlylonely44, 70 M

23/9/2004
2 Articles, Score 0.0
PROSTITUTE / Bungy jumping
The similarity between Prostitute and bungy jumping are: 1. They both cost about the same. 2. They both take about the same time to come. 3. They both are near same fun 4. In both cases if rubber breaks YOU are DEAD
0    225    28    3.24    23/9/2004   

nicechinese, 42 F

29/8/2004
1 Article, Score 0.0
The Businessman
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night With him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any Cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail It to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT. " On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done realising that the whole event ...
4    643    127    6.78    29/8/2004   

bobbysoxfan, 44 M

29/4/2004
6 Articles, Score 0.0
What did the elephant say to the naked man???
**HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT'' <br> <br>
0    172    51    6.19    29/4/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

4/3/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
How to Make
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: <br> <br> Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one English woman Two Polish men and one Polish woman Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman ...
2    439    143    5.99    4/3/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

4/3/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
We Don't All Play by the Same Rules...
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son, " said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit. The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it ...
9    310    111    2.97    4/3/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

4/3/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Baby Got Back
Three men are traveling in the Amazon - a German, an American, and a Frenchman - and before long they're captured by some Tribesmen. The chieftain says to the Frenchman, "You will be punished for violating our lands. What do you want on your back for your whipping?" <br> The Frenchman says "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large tribal warrior ...
4    483    140    5.87    4/3/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

4/3/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Official AAA German Motoring Terms
1) Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Signal Indicators <br> 2) Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Hood (Bonnet) <br> 3) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust <br> 4) Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch <br> 5) Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture <br> 6) Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver <br> 7) Das ...
1    163    46    3.73    4/3/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

20/2/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Souvenirs
While my father was stationed in Germany with the U.S. Army, I visited the Berlin Wall with family members. After I returned home, I was talking to a librarian and told her how my uncle had pulled out a piece of the wall to keep as a souvenir. She gave me a disapproving glare and said sternly, "Now what would happen if everybody did that?"
0    124    40    4.12    20/2/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

20/2/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Baby's First Words
A German couple have a baby and name him Claus. As time goes by Claus grows up and yet never utters a word. After years of trying to find out what is wrong with him, his parents just accept that he's mute. On Claus's 14th birthday he is given a slice of his favourite cake. Suddenly, Claus turns to his Mother and says "Mother zis cake is dry." Overcome with emotion at his new verbal state ...
0    172    52    6.73    20/2/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

20/2/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Oktoberfest Malfunction Guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar. ...
0    123    35    5.53    20/2/2004   

Cleodog101, 40 M

20/2/2004
8 Articles, Score 0.0
One Little Slip-Up Can Ruin Your Day...
A young man volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier. On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly ...
1    195    73    5.67    20/2/2004   

happy249, 34 F

1/11/2003
1 Article, Score 0.0
talk how much can u till u see who can be perfect
what is life u are alone??can tell me?who can fine some one then can)why because is happy!!!but where can find some ?every where till a person can be with u in all steps and can understand and u him , is right!!1now who can say what happebned with it?and if u smile and try have humor is more nice and more bit stress and love is more wonderfull.all depends of us which thinking that we ...
1    91    37    2.56    1/11/2003