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Member Articles on Relationship Humor

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alsapnaa, 39 F

10/16/2010 12:19 pm
1 Article, Score 0.0
Why do people marry?
Because, dating outing and stolen kisses are not enough..One must also learn about the terror, horror, suspense, stupidity, tragedy and irony of the ...
0    4    2    3.12    10/16/2010 12:19 pm   

die_spinne, 46 M

11/4/2007 1:59 pm
3 Articles, Score 0.0
joke
You all heard the one about the hooker with the appendicitis operation.....No Well, now she makes money on the ...
0    8    2    3.12    11/4/2007 1:59 pm   

Viking94134, 53 M

7/19/2007 3:08 pm
1 Article, Score 0.0
Revenge of the Accountant's Wife
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and ...
1    31    8    3.48    7/19/2007 3:08 pm   

aay_mere_dil, 32 M

12/5/2006 4:55 am
1 Article, Score 0.0
to build a relationship
i want to build a relationship because i am alone and want to share my life with some one. i like to have a caring loving and honest friendship for my all life. i want to have some one good and ...
0    99    14    0.42    12/5/2006 4:55 am   

_webmaster_, 1 M

8/12/2006 6:56 pm
1 Article, Score 0.0
Sure Signs That You've Had a Bad First Date
- Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to date her mother.
- You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.
- She ...
0    203    8    3.71    8/12/2006 6:56 pm   

toshio10, 30 M

7/2/2006 11:35 am
2 Articles, Score 0.0
Open Your Inside
Heart is a very sensitive part of human's internal organ wheter it's inside or outside.literally heart is a pumping organ that allow your bloody liquid to circulate in your inside and fill your ...
0    74    6    3.65    7/2/2006 11:35 am   

Nice_Devil_945, 61 M

2/26/2006 10:43 am
1 Article, Score 0.0
Women Can
Woman may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole ...
0    258    19    1.54    2/26/2006 10:43 am   

MrRick101, 61 M

1/14/2006 4:09 am
1 Article, Score 0.0
Blonde asks God
A blonde named Sheila was in deep, deep financial trouble and went to bed one night fully depressed. She got back up, fell on her knees and pray to God: "Please let me win the lottery so I can get ...
1    422    41    1.90    1/14/2006 4:09 am   

quintos, 38 M

12/30/2005 2:37 am
2 Articles, Score 0.0
I NEED U
How are you today? I presume all is well. Alright! it is wonderful to be in love with you from day to and no one else in world could make me feel this way because you are so wonderful to me. ...
0    61    10    2.79    12/30/2005 2:37 am   

morgenstern2000, 50 F

10/16/2005 11:25 am
3 Articles, Score 0.0
dog joke
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? <br> If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it ...
0    120    17    1.15    10/16/2005 11:25 am   

Stevezilla, 47 M

9/30/2005 6:42 am
15 Articles, Score 0.0
Sexual Humor
"You should stare at the floor for a while (pause), because I'm going to have you staring at the ceiling for a week". Ha ...
1    117    14    0.26    9/30/2005 6:42 am   

Stevezilla, 47 M

9/29/2005 4:44 am
15 Articles, Score 0.0
Something for your honey.
Hears something for great humor, Now you know when you are with your woman, and you have been going out for about a year, and everytime you make love, she always gets the upper hand makes you pop ...
0    118    7    0.49    9/29/2005 4:44 am   

Waiting, 45 F

8/29/2005 1:30 am
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Honesty and wisdom
Son, to make it in business you've got to live by two principles, honesty and wisdom. What do you mean by that, Dad? Be honest in business. If you promise to do something, keep your word ...
0    112    14    2.98    8/29/2005 1:30 am   

Waiting, 45 F

8/29/2005 1:26 am
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Where is my mail?
A blonde goes out to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house. A few minutes later she comes out, goes to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into ...
0    144    15    2.82    8/29/2005 1:26 am   

Waiting, 45 F

8/29/2005 1:13 am
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Why did you die so early
One day, a man knelt before a tombstone for a male, cried out sadly! The man was in deep sorrow, endlessly wept and wailed, muttered and cried: "Why did you die so early? Why did you die so ...
0    112    9    1.93    8/29/2005 1:13 am   

Waiting, 45 F

8/28/2005 5:36 am
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Answering Machine Messages
Hi This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. ...
0    123    24    3.93    8/28/2005 5:36 am   

Waiting, 45 F

8/28/2005 5:33 am
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Poor Memory
Mr and Mrs Long are a very forgetful couple. One summer they plan to fly to New York for a visit. They get to the airport ten minutes before the plane leaves. So time is short. But Mrs Long ...
0    91    7    2.02    8/28/2005 5:33 am   

Waiting, 45 F

8/28/2005 5:24 am
16 Articles, Score 0.0
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble sleeping at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard ...
0    98    6    2.80    8/28/2005 5:24 am   

onlylonely44, 70 M

9/23/2004 12:00 am
2 Articles, Score 0.0
PROSTITUTE / Bungy jumping
The similarity between Prostitute and bungy jumping are: 1. They both cost about the same. 2. They both take about the same time to come. 3. They both are near same fun 4. In both cases if ...
0    225    28    3.24    9/23/2004 12:00 am   

nicechinese, 42 F

8/29/2004 12:00 am
1 Article, Score 0.0
The Businessman
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night With him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any Cash with him, but ...
0    643    127    6.78    8/29/2004 12:00 am   

bobbysoxfan, 44 M

4/29/2004 12:00 am
6 Articles, Score 0.0
What did the elephant say to the naked man???
**HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT'' <br> <br> ...
0    172    51    6.19    4/29/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

3/4/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
How to Make
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: <br> <br> Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman ...
0    439    143    5.99    3/4/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

3/4/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
We Don't All Play by the Same Rules...
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son, " said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the ...
2    310    111    2.97    3/4/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

3/4/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Baby Got Back
Three men are traveling in the Amazon - a German, an American, and a Frenchman - and before long they're captured by some Tribesmen. The chieftain says to the Frenchman, "You will be punished ...
1    483    140    5.87    3/4/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

3/4/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Official AAA German Motoring Terms
1) Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Signal Indicators <br> 2) Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Hood (Bonnet) <br> 3) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust <br> ...
0    163    46    3.73    3/4/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

2/20/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Souvenirs
While my father was stationed in Germany with the U.S. Army, I visited the Berlin Wall with family members. After I returned home, I was talking to a librarian and told her how my uncle had ...
0    124    40    4.12    2/20/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

2/20/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Baby's First Words
A German couple have a baby and name him Claus. As time goes by Claus grows up and yet never utters a word. After years of trying to find out what is wrong with him, his parents just accept that ...
0    172    52    6.73    2/20/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

2/20/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
Oktoberfest Malfunction Guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass ...
0    123    35    5.53    2/20/2004 12:00 am   

Cleodog101, 40 M

2/20/2004 12:00 am
8 Articles, Score 0.0
One Little Slip-Up Can Ruin Your Day...
A young man volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola ...
0    195    73    5.67    2/20/2004 12:00 am   

happy249, 34 F

11/1/2003 12:00 am
1 Article, Score 0.0
talk how much can u till u see who can be perfect
what is life u are alone??can tell me?who can fine some one then can)why because is happy!!!but where can find some ?every where till a person can be with u in all steps and can understand and ...
1    91    37    2.56    11/1/2003 12:00 am