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Life of a Man Apr 5, 2008 8:56 am
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God created the donkey and told him. "You will be a donkey. You will work
un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will
eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much.Giveme
only 20 years." God granted his wish.

God created the dog and told him: "You will guard the house of man. You
will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you
will live 30 years.You will be a dog." The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30
years is too much,give me only 15 years." God granted his wish.

God created the monkey and told him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing
from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live
20 years." The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only
10 years." God granted his wish.

Finally God created man and told him: "You will be man, the only rational
creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become
master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live
20 years." Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years
is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years
that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused." God granted
man's wish And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends
30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care
of the house and eating whatever is given to him. When he is old, he
retires and lives 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and
from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his
grandchildren.
HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU WANT TO LIVE ?!
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