| Wild Ass |
Apr 13, 2008 9:33 am
Mood: Humourous, 531 Views | "Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was far too high.
and he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had the donkey he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper headlined
MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS.
Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Mian Musharraf not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read:
WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
This was too much for wife. So she ordered
Musharraf to get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to Hillary.
The paper headline the next day read:
HILLARY TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS.
Followed by another on the next day:
NOW HILLARY HAS BEST ASS IN WORLD.
All the leaders got very upset at this kind
of publicity. They informed Hillary that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500. Next day the headline read:
HILLARY SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500
This was too much for the Party leaders, so they told Hillary to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains, where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
HILLARY ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Her Sexy Hubby got an heart attack and died on reading this and was buried the next day and States got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced in the bargain.
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| Life of a Man |
Apr 5, 2008 8:56 am
Mood: Humourous, 588 Views | God created the donkey and told him. "You will be a donkey. You will work
un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will
eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much.Giveme
only 20 years." God granted his wish.
God created the dog and told him: "You will guard the house of man. You
will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you
will live 30 years.You will be a dog." The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30
years is too much,give me only 15 years." God granted his wish.
God created the monkey and told him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing
from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live
20 years." The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only
10 years." God granted his wish.
Finally God created man and told him: "You will be man, the only rational
creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become
master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live
20 years." Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years
is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years
that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused." God granted
man's wish And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends
30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care
of the house and eating whatever is given to him. When he is old, he
retires and lives 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and
from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his
grandchildren.
HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU WANT TO LIVE ?! | |
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