| Highschool crush |
Apr 25, 2006 4:00 am
Mood: melancholy, 934 Views | | Some events stay for the rest of your life. They make a footprint in your heart. The images in the mind maybe fade away, but the feelings never do. I still remember a crush I had when I was in high school. To me she was beautiful. She had long blond hair, but wore it in a punk-like way. It was after all the early 90s. She had the sweetest face and no make-up. Maybe some guys like make-up, but I like natural. Make-up can enhance the best features in a face, but they should never be used to 'make' those features. So I like natural and she was all that. Our high school lasted for 4 years and I had a serious crush on her for all those years. She was one of the cool girls and I wasn't one of the cool guys. Maybe I could be considered being a nerd, but I was for sure the shy quiet guy who had his own little circle of friends and didn't mingle a lot with the cool dudes. So I was also quiet when I had classes with her. My heartbeat stopped the times she looked at me. I never knew if it was because she liked me or just because she had to look somewhere. But at one time we went on school camp. It was a working camp, so we had to work in the gardens of people. It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be, but we also had some games like guessing animal sounds late at night in the forest and watching a movie with the school. There was also a dance. At the time I wasn't really into dancing. I liked it, don't get me wrong, but I was too scared. So I just sat on the side watching my friends dance. And at the moment it happened. The girl I had a crush om asked me to dance and.. I REFUSED. I was shocked that she asked me, so my automatic reaction was to refuse. Till this day I am still ashamed about it. I should have danced with her. | |
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| You know... |
Apr 24, 2006 10:56 am
Mood: amused, 969 Views | YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when..
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
And now you are laughing at yourself | |
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| hee hee hee |
Apr 21, 2006 11:07 am
Mood: amused, 1123 Views | I'm feeling a bit lonely at the moment and so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head Tavern with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head Tavern and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on." | |
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| Easter |
Apr 15, 2006 11:59 pm
Mood: happy, 965 Views |  | Happy Easter Everyone!! |
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| why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, and 12 |
Apr 7, 2006 12:18 pm
Mood: amused, 1222 Views | man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc." | |
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| Chocolate is evil |
Mar 30, 2006 10:48 pm
Mood: good, 1089 Views | | I introduced a small tradition here at the company. A few weeks ago I brought in some chocolate eggs for Easter and now my boss is continuing that tradition. I believe chocolate is evil. I try to stay away from it, but i just can't. I feel my teeth, but that's not enough to drive me away. What can I do to withstand the temptation? Chocolate is evil for sure and is here to conquer the world | |
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| Easter Bunny |
Mar 30, 2006 3:46 am
Mood: sad, 1168 Views | | This morning started with a shock. My co-worker came to me with the shocking tale that he killed a bunny yesterday. He saw some rare birds and as a photographer he wanted to get them on a photo. Maybe he overlooked something 'cause he killed a bunny. I asked him if it was a bunny with a basket of eggs and he wasn't sure. So if you don't get eggs from the easter Bunny this year, I would blame my co-worker, but he was really sad about it though. I think he is really really sorry. | |
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| A new day |
Mar 7, 2006 11:33 pm
1250 Views | A new day has started again. Last night we had local elections over here and as expected the 'lefts' has won over the 'rights', which just means that there is a shift over power because of disappointing results with the current local parties for the past term.
So we'll see what happens for the new term. I am very doubtful about the result seeing what happened for the past years, but we'll see.
A few days ago we also had a snow blizzard in Holland. That was a first. I love snow, so I didn't mind, but the people in their cars did mind. The biggest traffic jam in the Dutch history was the result. And even the trains (which is my main means of transportation) had huge delays. But as said.. I love snow, so I kept smiling 
Today we will get rain probably. At least the temperature is higher again. This weekend my heater broke down and it took a day to fix it. It was pretty cold in my house, so I am happy with the higher temperatures The heater is fixed now, but I am looking forward to the Spring now and also to my summer vacation to Torremolinos in Spain | |
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