http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/Grace404/?pid=f7699 Welcome to my blog! http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4904.html?pid=f7699 "Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out which tree they fell f Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:42:05 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4904.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4899.html?pid=f7699 LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.LAW OF MEC Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:27:54 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4899.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4897.html?pid=f7699 Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through thewindow of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband shouted , "I wa Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:19:30 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4897.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4896.html?pid=f7699 A couple went to Paris.Man got in mood n said "dear should we first go to our room or visit Eiffel Tower?Wife: Room.... Eiffet Tower will be standing even tomorrow... =======================I hope you Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:18:38 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4896.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4879.html?pid=f7699 To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. Doctor kicked all the relatives Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:54:41 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4879.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4872.html?pid=f7699 Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came in the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two peo Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:10:39 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4872.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4865.html?pid=f7699 A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The audience was in silence and shock. The speake Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:16:40 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4865.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4849.html?pid=f7699 THE ORIGINAL QUOTE:" If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was...." *THE NEW VERSIONS.... . Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:26:18 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4849.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4847.html?pid=f7699 When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very begin Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:32:25 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4847.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4843.html?pid=f7699 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?1st woman : I Froze to Death.2nd woman : How Horrible!1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I bega Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:04:01 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4843.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4838.html?pid=f7699 A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.I'm afraid not, Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:59:04 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4838.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4835.html?pid=f7699 When it comes to friendship,here's what happens..If a woman doesn't come home to her husband one night,and the next day she tells him she slept over at a friend's house, the man calls his wife's 10 be Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:58:55 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4835.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4832.html?pid=f7699 A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow p Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:31:38 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4832.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4831.html?pid=f7699 Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty The Father said, "Top O the mornin'to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:29:17 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4831.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4829.html?pid=f7699 An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "Never better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:00:45 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4829.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4820.html?pid=f7699 An American touring Spain stopped ata local restaurant following a day ofsightseeing. While sipping his sangria,he noticed a sizzling, scrumptiouslooking platter being served at thenext table. Not onl Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:25:50 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4820.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4818.html?pid=f7699 Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her sailor boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?................................A: One is bored over a man, the other is a man overbo Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:52:31 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4818.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4817.html?pid=f7699 A couple were having marital problems. They decided together to do the right thing and they contacted a marriage guidance counsellor. Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:50:53 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4817.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4810.html?pid=f7699 A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full o Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:54:57 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4810.html?pid=f7699 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4808.html?pid=f7699 Love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.Lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.Marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.Love: when intercourse is c Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:19:18 -0800 http://germanfriendfinder.com/blog/1542/post_4808.html?pid=f7699