| I LOVE YOU!!!!!! |
Apr 2, 2008 1:10 am
880 Views |  | I got this and want to share with ALL of you. Enjoy 
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In
Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work.."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love Me!!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now!!!
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| GRANDMA'S DRIVING |
Mar 30, 2008 2:05 am
614 Views | A Grandma reported: (a copy&paste a friend send to me)
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling church choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.
So today I was sitting in my car at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus.
Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! 
Have a nice sunday 
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| HOW TO UNDERSTAND MEN!!!! |
Mar 29, 2008 4:53 am
737 Views | This is for you girls to understand men better just in case you dont......lol
MAN! . . .
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the supermarket, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu'. For all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will open the hood and stare at the engine as if I know exactly what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will eventually say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.'
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repairman gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole program looking for it. __________________________________________
Because I'm a man, there's no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The honest answer is always either s*ex, cars, s*ex, sports or s*ex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. And if you're feeling amorous afterwards ... then I'll certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest ... like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
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Because I am a man, I see flat-pack furniture as a challenge to have the greatest possible number of left over and unused components at the end. If the assembled furniture doesn't collapse within the hour, this is merely seen as a bonus.
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Because I am a man, I don't have to ask for directions. Unknown to women, the p*enis contains a magnetic homing device enabling men to know exactly where they are on the Earth's surface at all times. If we do get lost, it's because our wives have used too much girly fabric conditioner on our underwear, thereby blocking out the magnetic rays.
This has been a public service message for women to better understand men. 
Have a nice weekend
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| Happy Easter!!!!!!! ... some questions to respond ..lol |
Mar 21, 2008 8:08 am
643 Views | Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
How do you post a bunny? Hare mail
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter
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Happy Easter To ALL!!
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| Knowing Scripture is better than knowing English !!! |
Mar 17, 2008 12:51 am
693 Views | An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: "Stop! Acts 2:38!" Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!"
Knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one!
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| English language!!! |
Mar 17, 2008 12:50 am
789 Views | Helloo to all, who enjoy the jokes!
Here is another one and plz try to answer them:
Who said English is an easy language?
If so, try answering these questions....
Fill in the blanks with Yes or No:
1) ------- I am stupid.
2) ------- I don't have a brain.
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Have a nice week ahead!!
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| An Italian in London |
Mar 15, 2008 3:43 pm
964 Views | A friend of mine forward this to me, I want to share with you:
The Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel in London. The letter read as follows :
Dear Signor Diretorre,
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and tell: " I wanna shit".They tella me " Go to the toillett ". I said " No, no. I wanna Shit in my bed ".
They said " You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?!
I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and Two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and
point to toast " I wanna piss ". She tella me " Go to the toillett ". I say " No, no. I wanna piss on my plate ". She then say to me " You bloody fella better not piss on the plate,you sonnawabitch ". Second person who do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch?
Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress " I wanna fock ", and she tella me " Sure everybody wanna fock". I tell her " No, No. You don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table".She then tell me " So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here! "
So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more.
When I have pay the bills,The porter say to me " Thank you and piss to be with you ". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch ". I go back to
Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, You sonnawabitch !
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Have a nice weekend all of you....
Yours
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| Lessons in Logic!!!!!!! ...... |
Mar 5, 2008 12:14 am
957 Views | If your father is a poor man,
is not your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity. 
Practice makes perfect...
But nobody's perfect....
so why practice? 
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for???
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak. 
Money is not everything!
There's Mastercard&Visa!!! 
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry.
And when they marry, they become otherwise.
"Your future depends on your dreams!"
So go to sleep!
"Hard work never killed anybody!"
But why take the risk.
"Work fascinates me!"
I can look at it for hours.
The more you learn, the more you know,
the more you know, the more you forget,
the more you forget, the less yu know,
So... why learn???
Hope you could for weekend is soo far 
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| The way I feel!!!!!!!!!! |
Feb 18, 2008 8:51 am
1108 Views |  | I know your backs against the wall.
Nothing is easy, the world is closing in.
But you won't let me fall, you keep on fightin', you don't give in.
One day I'll give to you, all that you deserve.
You are the sweetest thing, living on this Earth.
If I am lost upon the ocean, youll be my guiding star to lead me to dry land.
And on the beach we'll walk together drawing circles in the sand.
In the name of love, now and forever, always there for me.
But when the time is right, you'll be the first one to set me free.
And when I spread my wings, you'll teach me how to fly.
Although your heart will break the day we say goodbye.
If I am lost upon the ocean, youll be my guiding star to lead me to dry land.
And on the beach we'll walk together drawing circles in the sand.
God only knows where I am going.
What kind of man, I will become.
But when I stand alone, out there in the world, one thing
I know will never change, I love you, and I will forever and a day.
If I am lost upon the ocean, youll be my guiding star to lead me to dry land.
And on the beach we'll walk together drawing circles in the sand.
Circles in the sand.
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to find on youtube
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| I can't help laughing!!!!!!!! |
Feb 15, 2008 1:20 am
996 Views |  | Dolls in a man's life........
1........His Daughter,
'Baby doll'
2...... ...His Mistress,
'Barbie Doll'
3........His Wife,
'Panadol'
Have a nice weekend, all of you!!!
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