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Advice for men..............
try_only_me
2/17/2008 2:40 am

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4/15/2008 10:43 am

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
Grace404
117 posts 

2/18/2008 5:25 am

cuz men permanently suffer PMS

try_only_me
22 posts 

2/18/2008 10:59 pm

Dear,

since when men know what PMS is?

Kleine Beschreibung:

Fast 75 Prozent der Frauen haben einige Tage vor ihrer Menstruationsblutung bestimmte Symptome. Dazu zählen Stimmungsschwankungen, Müdigkeit, Reizbarkeit, depressive Verstimmung oder Bauchschmerzen. Beeinträchtigen diese Beschwerden jedoch ihren Tagesablauf oder ihre Aktivitäten, spricht man von Prämenstruellem Symtom. Lehrbüchern zufolge leiden etwa 20 bis 30 Prozent aller Frauen regelmäßig darunter. Typischerweise verschwinden diese Beschwerden zu Beginn des nachfolgenden Zyklus wieder.

skp2u4u
9 posts 

4/13/2008 9:48 am

[post4478]It is very Hard to know about the status of the Female PMS, unless you are at zero in. So rules are made to break.

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