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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.  LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.  LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.  LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.  BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.  LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!  LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.  LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law  ================== Have a nice weekend all Grace 
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7/19/2008 7:13 am |
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