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7/8/2008 12:54 pm
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To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. Doctor kicked all the relatives out of the room, closed the door with patient and he inside.
After a while he came out and asked, "Please give me a scissors." People gave him a stainless steel scissors. He again went inside, closed door and came back soon. He said, "Please give me a hammer." He got one. He repeated the routine of going inside, closing door and then coming back again for a new tool a few times.
He came outside one more time and asked, "Please give me a screw driver." With every of his requests for surgical tools the tension amongst the relatives was mounting high. The oldest son could not hold himself, broke down and lost his patience.
In a crying voice he pleaded, "Doctor please tell us what has happened to our dear Dad. Will he live? Can we open his will?" 
The doctor said, "No, I don't know that yet. I am still trying to open my damn bag, I lost the key." 
=============================== Grace
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2 posts 7/12/2008 3:12 pm |
Thank you,Dear Grace for,your friendship and your fantastic jokes-I like them all.Your good humor seems to me like a small window into your soul.Have a nice sunday 
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25 posts 7/13/2008 3:56 am |
Nice to read something in English. Have a lovely Sunday.
OceanSong
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121 posts 7/15/2008 6:05 am |
Quoting chindrac: Thank you,Dear Grace for,your friendship and your fantastic jokes-I like them all.Your good humor seems to me like a small window into your soul.Have a nice sunday 
chindrac, you are welcome, I am happy you like the jokes and they could put some smile on your face
Grace 
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121 posts 7/15/2008 6:07 am |
Quoting OceanSong: Nice to read something in English. Have a lovely Sunday.
OceanSong
Thanks, OceanSong. Wishing you a very nice week too.
Grace 
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1 post 7/17/2008 7:46 am |
Nice joke grace,seriously keep them(jokes)coming
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121 posts 7/17/2008 11:59 am |
Quoting funsam: Nice joke grace,seriously keep them(jokes)coming
funsam, thanks for visiting my blog and your comment, I definitelly will keep up with jokes check them all and you will laugh more
Grace 
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30 posts 7/18/2008 4:02 am |
I hope you could laugh
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