6/16/2008 5:00 am
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An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "Never better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story...I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a tigress in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the tigress and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The tigress drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must have shot that tigress."
"Exactly." says the doctor.
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Grace 
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