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Love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. Love: when intercourse is called making love. Lust: all other times. Marriage: what's intercourse? Love: when you argue over how many children to have. Lust: when you argue over who gets the wet spot. Marriage: when you argue over money. Love: when you share everything you own. Lust: when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. Marriage: when the bank owns everything. Love: when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. Lust: when the relationship is over if you don't climax. Marriage: what's a climax? Love: when you phone each other just to say "Gidday". Lust: when you phone each other just to organize sex. Marriage: when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts. Love: when you write poems about your partner. Lust: when all you write is your phone number. Marriage: when all you write is cheques. Love: when you show concern for your partners' feelings. Lust: when you couldn't give a damn. Marriage: when your only concern is what's on TV. Love: when your farewell is "I love you darling ...". Lust: when your farewell is "So, same time next week?". Marriage: when your farewell is silent. Love: when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. Lust: when you only ever see each other in the bedroom. Marriage: when you never see each other awake. Love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. Lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. Marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them. Love: when nobody else matters. Lust: when nobody else knows. Marriage: when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. Love: when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. Lust: when it's just the same mushy old crap. Marriage: when you never listen to music. Love: when breaking up is something you try not to think about. Lust: when staying together is something you try not to thinkabout. Marriage: when just getting through today is your only thought. Love: when you're interested in everything your partner does. Lust: when you're only interested in one thing. Marriage: when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score. ======================= You decide about yourself  Grace 
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 6/13/2008 10:14 pm |
excellent grace
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6/15/2008 8:42 am |
Truth hurts and most of life is retrospective. Nice perspective. I guess most of the time it is here, there and everywhere.
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