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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. 2. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. 3. Doctor's office in Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 4. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner. Japan: COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF. 5. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. 6. On the grounds of a Nairobi private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION. 7. In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. 8. The best! In a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. 9. Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 10. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY. 11. Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. 12. Advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS. 13. A laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. 14. Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia: TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES. 15. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? 16. The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE. 17. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. 18. In a Japanese cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES. ===================================== Have a nice weekend ALL of you!!! ust as I enoy mine Grace 
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6/1/2008 11:55 am |
Grace, your Jokes are the best!  Have a nice new week. Benno 
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6/5/2008 6:47 am |
[Post4789]Grace I got a good laugh after a long time thanks for such nice jokes SKP
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6/9/2008 2:09 am |
Grace : In the bar of the Savoy Hotel in London : Three gentleman at the bar : 1rst Gentleman : I am british 2nd Gentleman : I am british too 3rd Gentleman : I am Begium three
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 6/13/2008 10:18 pm |
grace your jokes are very funny
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6/15/2008 11:24 am |
Grace, your Jokes are the best! Have a nice new week. Benno  Thanks a lot, happy you like them  Have a nice week ahead too Grace
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6/15/2008 11:26 am |
[Post4789]Grace I got a good laugh after a long time thanks for such nice jokes SKP IF you read my jokes, you got more than just one laugh  Grace
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6/15/2008 11:27 am |
Grace : In the bar of the Savoy Hotel in London : Three gentleman at the bar : 1rst Gentleman : I am british 2nd Gentleman : I am british too 3rd Gentleman : I am Begium three  A nice one, thank you Grace
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6/15/2008 11:28 am |
grace your jokes are very funny Grace
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6/17/2008 5:20 am |
Hi,Dear Grace,Your collection of jokes is good.Keep up the effort and there will, most likely,be more admirers.Regards and love..pskj
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