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A friend of mine forward this to me, I want to share with you: The Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel in London. The letter read as follows : Dear Signor Diretorre, Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and tell: " I wanna shit".They tella me " Go to the toillett ". I said " No, no. I wanna Shit in my bed ". They said " You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?! I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and Two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast " I wanna piss ". She tella me " Go to the toillett ". I say " No, no. I wanna piss on my plate ". She then say to me " You bloody fella better not piss on the plate,you sonnawabitch ". Second person who do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch? Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress " I wanna fock ", and she tella me " Sure everybody wanna fock". I tell her " No, No. You don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table".She then tell me " So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here! " So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When I have pay the bills,The porter say to me " Thank you and piss to be with you ". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch ". I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, You sonnawabitch ! ============== Have a nice weekend all of you....  Yours Grace 
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3/16/2008 2:37 am |
hahahah gracey this is HILARIOUS smiles in my heart 
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3/16/2008 4:25 pm |
Gracey, you are soooooo crazy.. Its good to laugh with you. Thanks for being my friend 
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3/17/2008 3:11 am |
runnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  where have you been, you bad 'görl'?? Happy you liked the joke, there is more to appear today, perhaps tomorrow, they are not taht fast here..lol.. Hey, have a visit in the room, when you find time  Hugs Grace
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3/17/2008 3:13 am |
try_______________ Try one more time..lol..I mean to read my new blogs hehe..Hey, I am crazier than you, for I am older  Hugs Grace 
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4/5/2008 8:24 am |
grace404 Superb Grace you made me good laugh after a very long time It's very very nice
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4/5/2008 10:32 am |
skp2, ty ty ty happy to know you like it Grace
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4/7/2008 12:18 am |
Yes, I have to admit, you are crazy!!!!!! oh, boy Tosca
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4/7/2008 10:59 pm |
Yes, I have to admit, you are crazy!!!!!! oh, boy Tosca  what you guys call me crazy for???   Grace 
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4/13/2008 3:27 am |
a belgian gentelman at the Bar in London : with two british genlemen........... British # 1 : I am british British # 2 : I am britist too The Belgian : I am Belgian "three"
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4/14/2008 12:48 am |
HANG thanks for sharing Grace
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